THE SINGLE BEST STRATEGY TO USE FOR FML

Today, I set skittles up my vagina, to become sweet for my boyfriend on valentines day, so I might taste fantastic. As he was consuming me out, he pushed a single skittle up to this point and couldn't get it out. I resulted in up within the ER for four several hours, with laughing nurses. FML.And remember to check the offers site to the cafe'